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owcaunion

call-me-tk asked:

Human Perry body pillow when??

owcaunion answered:

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who am I to deny the public what they want 👇 😔😔😔

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alex-travaganza

so during fourth of july this year, i was sitting directly in front of my mom and friends of hers waiting for the fireworks show to start. i decided that it was more important to check my tumblr, and forgetting the kinds of post i like, i scrolled past owcaunion doofenshmirtz body pillow super slowly because i didn’t realize for a bit how visible it was. when i did i got embarrassed and started scrolling rapidly away but i could tell by the look on his face that my mom’s friend behind me had definitely seen it. i also had perryshmirtz art as my ipad background for about a month and opened it in front of my therapist one time but that’s less embarrassing tbh. thanks mx. union your a celebrity in our household, please start selling these for hundreds of dollars so i can bring them to my therapy appointments and buy one for my therapist as well

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HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOW DID I NOT MAKE THIS CONNECTION